All was not well in Candyland. The Kit-Kat's had just stolen the dairy milk and surprised all the kinder. Everyone having picnics were snickering about the cost of lindt these days. All the drug addicts were going nuts and flaking out over their recent boost-ers. Mars had become crunchie and Twix went on a Twirl-wind tour of the town, buying up everything he could. Doves started falling out of the sky because they ate too many ripe cherries. This delighted the turkish community who considered dove a delicacy. Cadbury's Favourites couldn't handle the pressure so they staged a false kidnapping. Somehow TIm Tam was blamed and spent his life on the run with a large bounty on his head. Mal-teased Cara but she remained mellow. Freddo was arrested for rape and in a statement he described the act as "mi-lo point". Hundreds and thousands started fleeing Candyland because of a recent rumour that a huge flood was on it's way. All of a sudden, Crumble became violet because someone embarrassed him while he was kissing Hershey and went on a verbal rampage about fruits and nuts.
And then the flood came. A boiling hot flood that started melting everyone into a sea of delicious warm milk chocolate, gooey caramel and crunchy nuts. As the chocolate level got higher, the last survivor managed to scream "wouldn't it be nice if the world was cadbury?"
It would be nice...It would.
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