Snack attack

All was not well in Candyland. The Kit-Kat's had just stolen the dairy milk and surprised all the kinder. Everyone having picnics were snickering about the cost of lindt these days. All the drug addicts were going nuts and flaking out over their recent boost-ers. Mars had become crunchie and Twix went on a Twirl-wind tour of the town, buying up everything he could. Doves started falling out of the sky because they ate too many ripe cherries. This delighted the turkish community who considered dove a delicacy. Cadbury's Favourites couldn't handle the pressure so they staged a false kidnapping. Somehow TIm Tam was blamed and spent his life on the run with a large bounty on his head. Mal-teased Cara but she remained mellow. Freddo was arrested for rape and in a statement he described the act as "mi-lo point". Hundreds and thousands started fleeing Candyland because of a recent rumour that a huge flood was on it's way. All of a sudden, Crumble became violet because someone embarrassed him while he was kissing Hershey and went on a verbal rampage about fruits and nuts.

And then the flood came. A boiling hot flood that started melting everyone into a sea of delicious warm milk chocolate, gooey caramel and crunchy nuts. As the chocolate level got higher, the last survivor managed to scream "wouldn't it be nice if the world was cadbury?"

It would be nice...It would.

Suits you!

Dougal headed to the tailor to buy a new suit. He walked in and cuffed a few times to get the tailor's attention. "What can I do for you today?" replied the tailor, Dougal didn't hear him well and asked that he re-pleat himself. He explained his situation and vocalised his preference for pin stripe saying how gorges it would look.
"Only Armani!" And I need collar ID to make sure. Usually the tailor would be surprised at his brash attitude, button a day like this with the sun shining so bright, he made an exception.
Tie don't I get my needle exclaimed the Tailor but he ran so fast he only ended up with a stitch. "A-hem, A-hem" said Dougal trying to speed things up. Nothing happened so Dougal satin a chair, and waited. The tailor asked him to zipp into something more comfortable. Dougal asked "Don't you mean slip?" He said, "yes, I'm from Switzerland, sorry about my accent".

Ex-tensions

Mp3 was furious. She'd had enough of her boyfriend avi. She wanted him to convert for her but it never seemed to work out. What she really need was a media missionary.

Cycle

The rider who busted his wheel was very out-spoken about his frustration. He pumped his fist in the air until he was too tired and admitted a broken will.

The pundamentals

Welcome fellow punsters to the first installment of 'pun a day'.

Here you will enjoy a freshly baked pun every day to keep your spirits high and your unemployment hire.